1. 1 year ago 

    Lemongrab

    So let’s say for a minute that you don’t like adventure time. Which is crazy good and if you don’t like it your a fool. But what I did not realize because i got in the show late was that it’s very first episode  not pilot  what about Bubblegum Princess making zombies from dead candy. That’s what they started with. Balls. and Face. 

    And I will be texting this now.

  2. 1 year ago 
     
  3. Notes: 83 / 1 year ago  from lifehax

    lifehax:

    If you want to lose weight, just remember ACE:

    • 81mg Aspirin
    • 200mg Caffeine
    • 20mg Ephedrine

    Take this twice daily and do sit-ups, push-ups, and other simple exercises and you will lose weight.

  4. Notes: 312 / 1 year ago  from fuckyeahlifehacks

    fuckyeahlifehacks:

    Do you have a processor with more than one core?
    You probably do. But you are only using one core, since that is the default setting. Activate all of your cores with these simple directions.
    1. Type “msconfig” into the start menu search. (If it doesn’t come up type it into the cmd prompt and click enter)
    2. Click “Boot” tab.
    3. Click “Advanced Options…” Check ‘number of processors’ and select how many you want. Viola, now you’re using what your money paid for.

  5. Notes: 69315 / 1 year ago  from blua (originally from assesdo)
    "Don’t hang out with people who don’t love you. Don’t try to impress people who aren’t worth it. Don’t try to win people over who aren’t worth it. Focus on yourself, and focus on the people who are really awesome and who love you. Don’t hang out with people who make you feel like shit. Don’t spend your energy on them."
    - Beth Ditto (via blua)

    (Source: assesdo)

  6. 1 year ago 
    "I like the best of all categories."
  7. 1 year ago 
    "I want to have a craft."
  8. 1 year ago 
    "Why don’t you experimental build a homeless shelter!"
    - Wife
  9. 1 year ago 
    "That’s the thing about a soultion, it was always there. I just found the path to it."
    - ME
  10. 1 year ago 

    Adult Achievement 79 

    Say Yes to the answer you want and Thank You to a complement and you need not say anything else. 

  11. Notes: 1210 / 1 year ago  from niknak79
     
  12. 1 year ago 
    My new power animal. Mr. Zurkon.
"Mr. Zurkon does not believe in shoot first, ask questions later. Asking questions is stupid."

    My new power animal. Mr. Zurkon.

    "Mr. Zurkon does not believe in shoot first, ask questions later. Asking questions is stupid."

     
  13. 1 year ago 

    #MIXTAPE: LIfe +1

    This is my mix of mid-speed uplifting music for whatever reason. You’ll will find what time is right for you. Maybe a mild workout. Maybe after a decent day of work. Maybe when you need to work something out. 

    DOWNLOAD ME!!!!

  14. 1 year ago 
    "I’m giving up on looking back."
    - Grouplove
  15. 1 year ago 

    On it:

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Off That/ On That has been described as a “quick and dirty stream of consciousness.” It is able to elegantly present an unorganized, scrambled collection of information, creating a coherent “live autobiography” thanks to its clean and minimalistic design and its clear and concise description of what it wants you too be a part of.

Special Thanks to Jay-Z without him none of this would be possible.

 
 

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